A Man and his son were once
going with their donkey to market. As they were walking along by its side a
countryman passed them and said: "You fools, what is a Donkey for but
to ride upon?"
So the Man put the Boy on the
Donkey and they went on their way. But soon they passed a group of men, one of
whom said: "See that lazy youngster, he lets his father walk while he
rides."
So the Man ordered his Boy to
get off, and got on himself. But they hadn't gone far when they passed two
women, one of whom said to the other: "Shame on that lazy lout to let
his poor little son trudge along."
Well the Man didn't know what
to do, but at last he took his Boy up before him on the Donkey. By this time
they had come to the town, and the passers-by began to jeer and point at them.
The Man stopped and asked what they were scoffing at. The men said: "Aren't
you ashamed of yourself for overloading that poor Donkey of yours--you and your
hulking son?"
The Man and Boy got off and
tried to think what to do. They thought and they thought, till at last they cut
down a pole, tied the Donkey's feet to it, and raised the pole and the Donkey
to their shoulders.
Then they went along amid the
laughter of all who met them till they came to Market Bridge, when the Donkey,
getting one of his feet loose, kicked out and caused the Boy to drop his end of
the pole. In the struggle the Donkey fell over the bridge, and his fore-feet
being tied together he was drowned.
"That will teach
you," said an old man who had
followed them: "Please all and you will please none."